How And Why Chemotherapy Is Like Licking Batteries (Don’t Lick A Battery)
“Chemotherapy is a steaming sack of sh*t, trust me fam” – Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela Naturally, this quote is absolute bollocks – Madiba...
Find Your Sense of Tumour 2016: Happy Heads
Happy Sunday Brexit Britain. I have to begin with a humungous thanks to all that have donated, fundraised, ran and challenged themselves...
Religion & Life After Death: How To Offend Everyone
Is there a God? Is there life after death? What do we have to do in our temporary earthly vessels to do to reach ‘Paradise’? These are...
The Importance of Removing The Stick From Your Arse
There was an old Countess of Bray And you may think it odd when I say That despite her high rank and education She always spelled c*nt...
Becoming Chemotionally Unstable
I have a new girlfriend. She’s everything James Blunt has ever sung about; she’s beautiful, curvy, she’s got a mind of her own. She’s...