I have a new girlfriend. She’s everything James Blunt has ever sung about; she’s beautiful, curvy, she’s got a mind of her own. She’s hooked on me, she sets my heart on fire, she follows me everywhere I go. Her name is IVy, and she has enough bite to drop a 400lb gorilla (which is lucky, because I'm such a beefcake, oof...). IVy is, of course, the sprawling mass of polycarbonates and metallic alloys that is directly linked into my heart, pumping a tongue-tingling concoction of chemicals (sadly no gin - NHS cuts…), rat poison and de-icer into my bloodstream faster than the extras on Trainspotting could ever dream of. I have been, rather unfortunately, a member of the Cancer Collective for the
Gareth W. Dunn
Hi, my name's Gareth, and I'm blogging about living with incurable cancer to raise money for Cancer Research UK before I pop my clogs. Take a look at my first post for some background, if you like. I'm totally hilarious, so it's worth a read, promise.
This blog is dedicated to my dearly departed friends, and two wonderful people taken before their time, James Averill and Sara Djoudi. Please give what you can!